Royal Pain Walkthrough: ------------ 1. Pick up feather, click on guards nose. do this twice. 2. Take water can and water the plant to the ojd guys right. 3. Take the batteries and put them in the radio pich up little rochs and drop them on the old guy's balloon 4. Click the ladie, she will show the guard her...well, you know.. 5. Take the bucket and fill it with water 6. Then click the dog 7. Tip the trashcan and pick up the chalk and write on the wall 8. When the bird flies over the guerds head, click the bird and it will poop on his head 9. He'll go insane