Monkey Island 3
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Monkey Island 3
Walkthrough/FAQ
By Exodist
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GAME INFORMATION
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Title: The Curse of Monkey Island
Developer: LucasArts
Publisher: LucasArts
Platform: PC
Release: 1997
Genre: Adventure
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DOCUMENT INFORMATION
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Document by: Exodist/Ryan Haighton
Document size: 91KB
Document version: 1.2 - FINAL
Document hosted by: Gamefaqs (Gamefaqs.com)
Document written: Started 26th July, latest version 20th October
Document © Copyright 2006 Ryan Haighton, DO NOT STEAL, IT IS MY WORK!
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NOTES
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This guide is © Copyright 2006 Ryan Haighton, DO NOT STEAL, IT IS MY WORK!
This guide is for Monkey Island 3, the PC version, made by LucasArts in 1997.
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CONTENTS
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CHAPTER 1 - INTRODUCTION
CHAPTER 2 - CHARACTERS AND STORY
CHAPTER 3 - WALKTHROUGH
CHAPTER 4 - ITEMS
CHAPTER 5 - SWORD FIGHTING
CHAPTER 6 - SECRETS
CHAPTER 7 - FAQ
CHAPTER 8 - VERSION HISTORY
CHAPTER 9 - END OF DOCUMENT
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CHAPTER 1 - INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to my guide for The Curse of Monkey Island! As we all know, I have now
written a guide for every SCUMM game, apart from The Dig, at the moment, but I
will get it eventually, and write a guide for it. There should be a review for
this game too, so check that out (if there is one). CMI was the last SCUMM game
ever, and is actually, one of the best, even thought Monkey Island creator Ron
Gilbert made no contributions to the game at all. CMI is great fun, I hope you
enjoy the game, and find my guide an aid to your adventures! Hope you have fun.
Well, as of now, I have actually wrote a guide for The Dig, and I have not done
anything to do this guide for a looooooong time. Mainly because I can't be
bothered sometimes, but its finally finished... That took a long time, but a
guide for every SCUMM game is on gamefaqs, as written by me. Hope you enjoy!
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CHAPTER 2 - CHARACTERS AND STORY
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CHARACTERS
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Guybrush Threepwood:
The main character of the game whom we control. He is pretty stupid, goofy
character that you wouldn't expect to be the hero of the game. He always gets
himself in sticky situations, but there always seems to be some way out. He
wants to marry Elaine, but because of his chosen ring, he has to go on another
whole adventure to save her. His only unique ability is that he can hold his
breath for 10 minutes. This is showed in the original Monkey Island, if you
wait for 10 minutes whilst in a water scene, Guybrush dies.
Elaine Marley:
She loves Guybrush for her reasons. She is the govenor of what seems to be very
many islands in the Tri-Island area. She was originally known as the governor
of Melee island though. She seems to be in trouble most of the time, but she
is always able to help her self, like in MI1 and even MI2, where she isn't even
in trouble, she is like the anti Princess Peach.
LeChuck:
LeChuck, now in zombie pirate form! LeChuck has many forms in the MI series,
ghost pirate, undead pirate, that one with the fire beard. He is the main
villain of all Monkey Island games. In this MI game, he is STILL set on getting
Elaine to marry him, although we all know its a foolish plan with Guybrush
around. Despite Guybrush being stupid, he still manages to defeat LeChuck. No
matter what he does, LeChuck just can't impress Elaine.
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STORY
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It would help to of played the previous 2 Monkey Island games to have a bigger
and better grasp on the games story line. Of course, you can understand some of
the previous plots through this game. OK, lets get this over with.
After the vague and surrealistic ending of MI2, Guybrush is inexplicably found
floating on the sea, in a bumper cart. He has managed to escape from the Big
Whoop carnival where he was trapped at in the last game. He then floats over to
Plunder Island, where he is captured by LeChuck. Of course though, he manages
to escape, blowing LeChuck up in the process too. He then finds a diamond ring
in the hold, and asks Elaine to marry him, she was in battle with LeChuck. She
accepts, but the ring has a voodoo curse on it, turning Elaine into a solid
gold statue! Guybrush must head over to Blood Island to restore her back to
normal form, before LeChuck captures her for himself.
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CHAPTER 3 - WALKTHROUGH
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In The Curse of Monkey Island, there are two difficulty levels, the normal mode,
and Hard mode. There is The Curse of Monkey Island: Being a Tale of
Swashbuckling Adventure (easy) and The Curse of Monkey Island Mega Monkey, Being
a Tale of Swashbuckling Adventure (but with More Puzzles) (hard). Choose which
one you want, my guide has a walkthrough for BOTH modes. Your best choosing the
Normal mode, but if you have played a SCUMM game before, or a Monkey Island game
or are just feeling up to the challenge, go with Mega Monkey. Good luck either
way, and see you at the walkthrough. Meaning you should Mega Monkey because your
going to look at how to do the game anyways. ;)
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THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND - BEING A SWASHBUCKLING ADVENURE - EASY MODE
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PART I: THE DEMISE OF THE ZOMBIE PIRATE LECHUCK
As soon as the game begins, and your in control, pick up the RAMROD at the back
wall. Now talk to the pirate, and ask him about his beard. You will soon realise
that he is Wally, from MI2! Ask him about how and why he became a pirate, and
then ask about all these lectures and stuff like that. After, tell him he is a
failure as a pirate, and he will start to cry. There there. Pick up the PLASTIC
HOOK he drops, then use the cannon. Shoot all of the boats down, its pretty easy
to be honest. After that, click on the red arrow leading to the window to look
out of it. Use the PLASTIC HOOK with RAMROD, and then use it with the SKELETON
ARM. You can also hit that skull off the plank. Go back to the cabin, and use
the CUTLASS with the cannon restraint rope. Now use the cannon. Watch the cut
scene. Now, pick up that very small bag to the left, its a bag of wooden
nickels. But under that, is a huge diamond ring! Pick it up, and use it with the
little port hole to the right. Watch the cut-scene.
PART II: THE CURSE GETS WORSE
Pick up the glowing ember to the right of Guybrush, then head right and onto the
map of the island. Go to the swamp, which is the little ship in the small forest
like place. Try to enter the ship, and that little skull will stop you. It
doesn't matter what you say to him, just continue on. Head into the ship, and
use the BAG OF NICKELS with the gum ball machine to get a PACK OF GUM. Now, pick
up the little PIN inside the paper voodoo doll. Now, pull the tongue on the
alligator. The voodoo lady will come up, and start to talk to you. After you
remember who she is, tell her about whats happened, and how can you lift the
curse? You will need a pure, huge diamond ring to replace the cursed one. Hmmm.
You can get one on Blood Island. First though, you will need to get a ship, and
a crew. Once you have finished talking to the voodoo lady, head out of the swamp
and into Puerto Pollo.
Here, you will see a big building in the middle of the town with a clock on it.
Go inside via the side door. Pick up the dandruff from the coat, then pick up
the GLOVE. Pick up the WAND, then use it with the magic hat, and pick up the
book. Leave, then go to the right, and enter the building with a sign above it
saying "The Barbery Coast". Once inside, use the LICE with the comb that the big
scottish barber puts down. After the cut scene, talk to him, and ask for a hair
cut. Now, use the handle on the seat, and Guybrush will take the paper weight.
Use the handle three more times, and pick up the SCISSORS. Once your off the
seat, use the GLOVE with the barber nearest the exit, he is the tall one. You
have automatically challenged him to a duel. Once you get to choose your weapon,
close the middle gun box lid, and pick the banjo. This is pretty simple, watch
the different notes that the pirate plays, and then play them back to him. To
make it easy, say the top one is 1, then the bottom is 5, then write it down on
paper or in notepad or something to win this easy. Keep repeating. Eventually,
after about 2 tries, he will start playing it too fast. Now, head over to the
gun cases, and pick up a PISTOL. Use the PISTOL with his dueling banjo, and he
will accept you, and join your crew! One down, two more to go.
Now, leave the shop, and head over to the left, past the restuarant. Use your
SCISSORS with the undergrowth, and Guybrush will pick up the flower. Now, use
your SCISSORS with the undergrowth again, and then go through. Now, walk past
the snake crossing to be... ate by a snake. Pick up the lump next to you three
times, then use the IPECAC with the SYRUP, then use the SYRUP with the snakes
head. Now, your inside quicksand! Damn. Now, pick up a THORN from the left, then
pick up the REED to the right. Use both of them together. Now, use the BALLOON
with the PAPERWEIGHT, and then blow it. Use the PEASHOOTER with it, then climb
to safety! Exit the cove you appear in, and head back to Puerto Pollo. Once your
back, enter the restaurant, which is to the right of the little boy selling the
lemonade. Say that you DO have a reservation slip. Push the quite patron. Pick
up the SERATED KNIFE from his back, then pick up the CLUB CARD inside the
chicken rib cage. You can also look at the badge, its about Grim Fandango,
another of LucasArts adventure games, but not a SCUMM one. Leave, and go onto
the map, and go to the beach to the far right of the island. Here, give the
CLUB CARD to the cabana boy, and now pick up three WHITE FLUFFY TOWELS. Use them
with that bucket of cold water, and then use the WET WHITE TOWELS with the
cabana boy to get him to go away. Pick up the COOKING OIL and head onto the
beach. Try to walk across, and Guybrush will stop because the sand is too hot.
Simple, use your WET WHITE TOWELS with the hot sand three times, to get to the
other side. Pick up the MUG off the sunbather, and go through the gate.
Go back to Puerto Pollo, and go to the lemonade stand, to the left of the
restaurant. Use the MUG with the MUG at the stand, and then ask for some
lemonade, and buy some. Kenny will run off once you actually drink the lemonade,
so pick up the PITCHER he leaves. Use it with the vat dye to the right, inside
those barrels. Now, head to the right, and go under the little arch way. Here,
go to the grassy knoll. Use your SERATED KNIFE with the saw horse, then use the
GLOWING EMBER with the rum/grog or whatever it is. Now, go into the barbery
coast, and talk to Haggis. He will say if you want him on your crew, you will
have to beat him at Caber Tossing. Accept his challenge. Because of the rubber
tree, you will win with ease. He will gladly join your crew now. Head onto the
map of Plunder Island, and go to Danjer cove. Use the rowboat, and head over to
the ship. Use your SERRATED KNIFE with the plank, then climb aboard. Exit the
ship, and head over to the restuarant at Puerto Pollo. Now, you will be chucked
into a pot. Once you wake up, use your BOOK with the chimp. After the cut-scene,
you will get a map. Now, open the port hole, and go through. Head over to the
town hall, and go up the stairs. At the lighting controls, pull the lever to the
right. Now, you will find where Elaine is buried. Go down the stairs, and use
your CHICKEN GREASE with those cannon balls to the left of the exit. Then, go
onto the stage, and use the shovel to get Elaine back!
Now, you will be needing your last crew member, and a map to Blood Island. Now,
go back to the barbery coast, and pick up the JAWBREAKER and go to the
restaurant. Give the JAWBREAKER to blondebeard, then give him the GUM. Now, when
he blows a bubble, use your PIN with it, and pick up the GOLD TOOTH. Now, take
it back, and give it to the Salty pirate, and he will join you. Now, head over
to the beach. Use the BOTTOMLESS MUG with the sunbather, and then use the DYE
VAT with the mug. Once he turns over, use the COOKING OIL on his back, then pick
up the map. Now, exit, and the next part should automatically come up.
PART III: THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND
Once you put in the second disc, or don't if your using scummVM. You will find
yourself on the pirate ship, as Guybrush tries to command his crew. Just like in
Monkey Island 1, they don't care and aren't doing what your asking of them. Soon
Captain Rottingham will board your ship, looking for your map. He will soon beat
you at Insult Sword fighting, and you will give him your map. Once he leaves,
your crew will come along, and start singing! You will have to say different
things, but they will always rhym with it. Soon, you will see a line which says
Orange at the end, choose this, and the song will end. Now then, your objective
is to get your map back! This is pretty simple, you just need to learn some
insults, beat loads of pirates, get some good cannons, and then beat Rottingham.
First, look at the navigational chart, and find some ships sailing around. Now,
you will have to beat them. This is pretty easy, control yourself, and press the
right mouse button to fire some cannonballs at them. Once you board them, beat
them at Insult sword fighting. Now, return to Puerto Pollo, and go to Kenny
Foulmouth, he will see you some cannons. Repeat, and then once you know just
about every single insult and comeback, and have the best cannons, fight Captain
Rottingham, and get your map back! Head over to the SWORD FIGHTING CHAPTER of
this document, for help with all the insults, comebacks, and the special insults
and comebacks for Captain Rottingham. Once you have defeated Captain Rottingham,
and have your map back, its time for the next part.
PART IV: THE BARTENDER, THE THIEVES, HIS AUNT AND HER LOVER
After the cut-scene, Haggis will tell you that him and his friends are leaving
you so they can become barbers again. Ask about the bottle of Lotion they have,
and he won't let you have any. But, maybe he will if you get him some tar, or
something like it, because they have ran out. Hmm, shouldn't be too hard. Leave
here, and go to the place which looks the most like a cemetary. Go past the
crypts, to a place where a dog is sleeping. Pick up the CHISEL and MALLET, then
pick up some DOG TREATS. Pick up the SMELLY DOG HAIR, then give a DOG TREAT to
the dog. Leave, then head over to the windmill. Pick up a PEPPER, then leave,
and go to the hotel. Walk inside, and head through the door at the back wall.
Use your CHISEL with the hunk of cheese, then pick up the REFRIGERATOR MAGNET.
Leave this room, then head left. Pick up the cusion from the far left seat, then
head upstairs. Go through the first door, and use your MALLET with the nail
sticking through the wall. Go back outside, and pick up the NAIL. Leave the
hotel, and go to the beach, which isn't the ship wreck. It's near the bottom of
the island. Here, use your CUSHION on the rocks under the tree, then use your
MALLET with the tree, and pick up the EGG. Head back to the hotel, and go inside
and give the SMELLY DOG HAIR, EGG and PEPPER to the bartender. He will give you
the rest of the HEAD-B-CLEAR. Now, go outside, and use your CHEESE with that
cooking pot. You will still have some left over. Walk onto the map, and head
over to the strange lights. Pick up the TOFU from the table, then head right.
Pick up the MEASURING CUP and AUGER, and then use the AUGER with the TOFU. Go
into the next part, and talk to Lemonhead. Once you finish talking to him, use
your TOFU MASK, and go through. After the sacrifice, use some CHEESE with the
lava. Now that your cheese has been cooked, head down there, and try to pick up
the pot, and Guybrush will take it to Haggis. Once he gives it to him, pick up
the SLIPPY GREASY HAND LOTION.
Head over to the windmill, and go through the door. At the top, use the
MEASURING CUP with the barrel, then leave. Head to the clearing to find Elaine,
use the SLIPPY GREASY HAND LOTION on the diamond. Pull it off, and it will
explode. Now, head over to the hotel. Talk to the lady thats near the entrance,
and ask her to tell your future. Once she puts all the TAROT CARDS down, pick
them up. Go to the left, and ask for a drink. It doesn't matter which, Guybrush
will ask for an umbrella. Don't drink the drink yet, instead, use your CHISEL
with the HEAD-B-CLEAR, and then use the HEAD-B-CLEAR with your drink, and drink
it. You will be put inside a crypt. Now, use your CHISEL with the coffin to
escape, then use it with the coffin in the middle of the room, Stan will jump
out! After talking to him, pick up all the COFFIN NAILS that are on the coffin
you came out of. Head back to the Hotel. Inside, go up the stairs, then to the
room at the end of the hallway. Here, pull the bed down, then use all of your
nails with the bed. Pick up the BOOK off the skeleton. Head downstairs, and
talk to the bartender. Tell him that your part of the Goodsoup family, and he
will soon believe you. Now, ask for a drink again, put some HEAD-B-CLEAR in it,
then drink it again. Now, in the crypt, look at the hole to find yourself in the
forest from Monkey Island 1. Anyways, after that, go to the left, past the ghost
and pick up the CROWBAR. Try to walk to the crack, and then Murray will jump out
at you. Pick him up, then go to the crack. Look through, and use the SKELETON
ARM with the LANTERN. Use the LANTERN with the coffin, then use MURRAY with the
LANTERN to make the gravedigger let you out. Go outside, and head up to the
hotel. Go into the back room, and pick up the DEATH CERTIFICATE. Head upstairs,
and into the back room. Use the CROWBAR with the boards, then with the bed. Now
after the cut-scene, pick up the ENGAGMENT BAND, then leave the crypt.
Head over to Stans, and then ask to buy some insurance. Give him your GOLD TOOTH
to buy it. Then give him your DEATH CERTIFICATE and you will get the INSURANCE
MONEY. Now head out, and go to the hotel. At the counter, pick up the EMPTY JAR
and then go to the windmill. Fill it up from the barrel, then head to the
clearing. Here, use the JAR with the tree stump. Now, use the CHISEL with the
JAR LID, then use the JAR LID with the JAR. Now, go to the lighthouse, and use
the LANTERN with the lantern post, and then go to the beach. A mysterious figure
will now of came. Now, use your PIN and CORK together, then use that with the
MAGNET. Then, use the MEASURING CUP with the seawater, then use the PIN AND CORK
with the CUP, then give it to the Lost welshman. Ask him to take you to Skull
Island. Get on the lift, and when your falling, use your UMBLRELLA. Inside the
cave, say you have a lot of money, and that maybe you could make a deal. Now,
you will have to play poker, do so, and then use your TAROT CARDS with your
weak hand. Now, place them down, and watch the cut-scene. Once you get out, on
the beach, head to the clearing. Use the ENGAGMENT BAND with the DIAMOND, then
use the DIAMOND RING on Elaines finger.
PART V: KISS OF THE SPIDER MONKEY
Here, open the door of the cable car, and walk to the right. Talk to Dinghy Dog
and ask him to guess your age. He will guess wrong, pick the ANCHOR as your
prize. Go to the left, and use the ANCHOR with the mirrange pie, then ask the
rat if he can fire it for you. Now, open the gate, and look through the hole.
Start calling the rat names, and he will fire a pie at you. Now, puck up the
MIRRANGE from your face. Go to Dinghy Dog and push him a couple of times until
he bites you. Now, go to the right, and pick up the PEPPERMILL from the snow
cone shop, and then ask for a plain snowcone. Use the MIRRANGE, PEPPERMILL and
DOG HAIR with the SNOWCONE, then eat it. Guybrush will return back to normal.
PART VI: GUYBRUSH KICKS BUTT ONCE AGAIN
OK, you will be riding a rollercoaster, as soon as you get control, jump onto
the platform. On the first one, pick up the ROPE near tha man that is being
hanged. When a cart comes by, jump in. On the next screen, jump onto the
platform, and pick up the KEG OF RUM. Get back in the cart, and on the next one,
pick up the FLASK OF OIL from the lamp near the electric wally. Then, jump back
into the cart, and you will appear at a snow place. If LeChuck comes, he will
just make you go to the next screen. Anyways, at the snow one, walk up the slope
then use your ROPE with the FLASK OF OIL, then use the KEG OF RUM with the right
arm of the ape (our right). Use the ROPE With it, then go down the slope. Wait
for LeChuck to come, when he does, use the PEPPERMILL on him. CONGRATUALATIONS
on beating Monkey Island 3! Go play it on HARD mode now.
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THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND MEGA MONKEY - BEING A SWASHBUCKLING ADVENTURE (BUT
WITH MORE PUZZLES) - HARD MODE
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PART I: THE DEMISE OF THE ZOMBIE PIRATE LECHUCK
As soon as the game begins, and your in control, pick up the RAMROD at the back
wall. Now talk to the pirate, and ask him about his beard. You will soon realise
that he is Wally, from MI2! Ask him about how and why he became a pirate, and
then ask about all these lectures and stuff like that. After, tell him he is a
failure as a pirate, and he will start to cry. There there. Pick up the PLASTIC
HOOK he drops, then use the cannon. Shoot all of the boats down, its pretty easy
to be honest. After that, click on the red arrow leading to the window to look
out of it. Use the PLASTIC HOOK with RAMROD, and then use it with the SKELETON
ARM. You can also hit that skull off the plank. Go back to the cabin, and use
the CUTLASS with the cannon restraint rope. Now use the cannon. Watch the cut
scene. Now, pick up that very small bag to the left, its a bag of wooden
nickels. But under that, is a huge diamond ring! Pick it up, and use it with the
little port hole to the right. Watch the cut-scene.
PART II: THE CURSE GETS WORSE
After the cut-scene, go to the right, and pick up the EMBER. Go to the map, and
go to the swamp. Walk into the ship, and Murray the skull will stop you. After
you have finished talking to him, go inside the ship. Pick up the PIN, PASTE,
and then use the BAG OF WOODEN NICKELS with the gum machine, to get some GUM.
Pull the alligator tongue, and the voodoo lady will appear. Now, talk to her
about everything, then once you have been told to go to Blood Island for a ring,
leave. Now, go to the town, and enter the big building in the middle from the
side door. Once your inside, look at the coat, then pick up the dandruff. Then,
open the pocket, and pick up the GLOVE. Now, go to the right, and pick up the
WAND, then use it with the hat. Now, pick up the BOOK that appears, and leave
this building. Head to the barbery coast, and use the LICE with the comb when
the barber puts it down. After the cut-scene, ask the barber for a haircut, and
get in the chair. Use the chair handle once, then pick up the PAPERWEIGHT. Now,
use the handle until Guybrush uses it loads of times in one go, and pick up the
SCISSORS from the roof. Now, get out of the seat and exit the building.
Go to the left, until you see some flowers. Use the SCISSORS on it, then use the
SCISSORS on the undergrowth. Once your at the snake crossing, try to walk a bit
more further, and you will get eaten by a snake. To the left of Guybrush is a
lump, pick it up three times. In your inventory, use the IPECAC FLOWER with the
SYRUP then use the SYRUP OF IPECAC with the snake head. When your in the quick
sand, pick up a THORN from the plants to the left, and then pick up the REED
from the right. Now, use the REED and the THORN together, then use a BALLOON and
the PAPERWEIGHT together. Blow the BALLOON, then use the PEASHOOTER with it when
it stops. Get out of here, then head out of Danjer Cove, and go to Puerto Pollo.
Once you arrive back here, go into the restaurant. Show Blondebeard your
RESERVATION SLIP. Pick up the TASTY, BUTTERY BISCUIT from the right, then pick
up the PIE PAN and BISCUIT CUTTER from the left. Now, push the quiet patron, and
pick up the SERATTED BREAD KNIFE out of his back. Eat some of the TASTY, BUTTERY
BISCUIT, it has maggots in it. Use the MAGGOTS with the gross chicken, then pick
up the CLUB CARD from inside. Head back outside, and go over to the Barbery
Coast. Push Bill twice, then pick up the JAWBREAKER from the floor. Head back to
the restaurant, and then give blondebear the JARBREAKER. Now, give him some of
your gum after. When he starts to blow a bubble, use the PIN with it, and it
will pop, pick up the gold tooth. Chew some of your gum, then use the GOLD TOOTH
with the CHEWED GUM. Inhale the BALLOON, then chew the gum again. Head outside,
blondebeard will let you pass, then use the PIE PAN with the mud puddle to the
left of the entrance. Pick up the GOLD TOOTH. Go back to the barbery coast, and
give it to Bill. He will join your crew.
Head outside, and go through the arch in town. Here, go to the right, and use
the BISCUIT CUTTER with the middle rubber tree. Head over to the grassy knoll
(its where the keg of rum is) then use the SERATED BREAD KNIFE with the keg of
rum. Now, use the EMBER with the rum trail. Go into the barbery coast, and talk
to Haggis. Ask him to join your crew, and you will win the caber tossing because
of the rubber tree. When your back inside the shop, use the GLOVE with the only
pirate left not to join your crew. He will take you to the field of honour. Here
close the gun lid, and choose the dueling banjo. Now, you have to memorize the
order of the strings he plays, and play them back. For example, you might want
to say the top string is 1, and the bottom is 5. It's pretty easy, just jot down
the strings he plays. After beating him three times, he will start playing too
fast. Pick up the GUN from the case, and shoot his banjo. Thats another crew
member! Now you need a map...
Head over to the beach, and give your CLUB CARD to the cabana boy. Now, pick up
three WHITE, FLUFFY TOWELS, then use them with the ice bucket. Use them with the
cabana boy, then pick up the COOKING OIL. Head onto the beach. Now, try to walk
across the beach. It appears to be too hot, Guybrush will jump back. Now, use
your WET, WHITE, FLUFFY TOWELS on the beach, and walk across. Pick up the MUG
from the sunbather, then go to Puerto Pollo. Now, go all the way to the left
part of town, past the restuarant, and you should find a lemonade stand. Use
your MUG with the mug on the table, then ask Kenny for a drink. When you
actually have a drink, he will run off. Now, pick up his PITCHER, and use it
with the dye vat in those barrels to the right. Go back to beach, and use the
BOTTOMLESS MUG with the sunbather. Now, use the PITCHER with it. Once he turns
over, use the COOKING OIL on the map, then pick it up. Leave the beach.
You need to find Elaine now. Head to Danjer Cove, and use the RUBBER PLUG with
the PASTE, then use it the PASTERY RUBBER PLUG with the hole in the row boat.
Use it, then use the SERATED BREAD KNIFE with the plank, then walk aboard. You
can't walk the plank, so you get tared and feathered instead. Go over to Puerto
Pollo, and go into the reastuarant. Say whatever you want, it doesnt matter. Now
your inside the ship again, use the BOOK with LeChimp. After the cut-scene,
Guybrush takes the map, open the porthole behind you. Back at Danjer Cove, go to
Puerto Pollo again, and go into the main building in the middle. Go upstairs,
and pull that lever to the right. Now, press the buttons in this order, the
Bottom Right, Top left, Left, Bottom, Right, Top right, Top Right, Right, Bottom
left. That should make a X appear on stage. When Guybrush says "That must be
were Elaine is buried!" head downstairs, and use the CHICKEN GREASE with the
cannon balls to the left. Walk onto the stage, and use the shovel to find Elaine
and if you followed the guide, should of finished this part.
PART III: THREE SHEETS TO THE WIND
Once you put in the second disc, or don't if your using scummVM. You will find
yourself on the pirate ship, as Guybrush tries to command his crew. Just like in
Monkey Island 1, they don't care and aren't doing what your asking of them. Soon
Captain Rottingham will board your ship, looking for your map. He will soon beat
you at Insult Sword fighting, and you will give him your map. Once he leaves,
your crew will come along, and start singing! You will have to say different
things, but they will always rhym with it. Soon, you will see a line which says
Orange at the end, choose this, and the song will end. Now then, your objective
is to get your map back! This is pretty simple, you just need to learn some
insults, beat loads of pirates, get some good cannons, and then beat Rottingham.
First, look at the navigational chart, and find some ships sailing around. Now,
you will have to beat them. This is pretty easy, control yourself, and press the
right mouse button to fire some cannonballs at them. Once you board them, beat
them at Insult sword fighting. Now, return to Puerto Pollo, and go to Kenny
Foulmouth, he will see you some cannons. Repeat, and then once you know just
about every single insult and comeback, and have the best cannons, fight Captain
Rottingham, and get your map back! Head over to the SWORD FIGHTING CHAPTER of
this document, for help with all the insults, comebacks, and the special insults
and comebacks for Captain Rottingham. Once you have defeated Captain Rottingham,
and have your map back, its time for the next part.
PART IV: THE BARTENDER, THE THIEVES, HIS AUNT AND HER LOVER
Once you gain control, pick up the BOTTLE sticking out of the sand, then bite it
to open it. Talk to Haggis, and ask for that bottle of lotion. He will give it
to you, IF you bring him some Tar, or something like it. Head to the left, then
go to the cemetary. Go to the left, and then pick up the MALLET and CHISEL. Pick
up the SMELLY DOG HAIR (just try and pick up the dog basically) then give him
the HALF EATEN MAGGOTY BISCUIT. Leave here, and go to the hotel. Go inside, and
go through the door at the back. Use the CHISEL with the block of cheese to the
left, then pick up the REFRIGERATOR MAGNET. Leave the room, then go to the left,
and pick up the CUSHION from the seat at the end. Leave the hotel, and head over
to the windmill. Pick up some PEPPER, then go to the beach. Here, use the
CUSHION with the rocks under the tree, and then use your MALLET with the tree,
and the EGG should fall onto the CUSHION. Now, pick them up, then go back to
the hotel. Give the PEPPER, EGG and SMELLY DOG HAIR to the bartender, then take
the HEAD-B-CLEAR. Now, go upstairs, and go into the first room. Use the MALLET
with the nail sticking out of the wall, go outside, and pick up the PORTRAIT,
then the NAIL thats lying on the floor. Now, go downstairs, and use the PORTRAIT
with the mirror near the bartender. Now, pick up the EMPTY JAR. Talk to the fat
woman to the right, and ask her to read your fortune by giving you tarot cards.
Ask her five times, then pick them up. Now, talk to the bartender and ask for a
drink. Now, use your HEAD-B-CLEAR with it, then drink it. When you wake up
inside the coffin, use the CHISEL with it, then pick up the NAILS sticking out
of it. Now, use the CHISEL with the coffin in the middle of the room. After the
cut-scene, head out.
Now, head over to the hotel, and head upstairs. Use the LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD
you got from Stan (the cut-scene that was just before) to open the door, go
through. Inside, pull down the bed (its the door on the wall). Then, make sure
you don't click on anything else, otherwise the bed will go back up, use the
COFFIN NAILS with the bed, and the NAIL you got from the portrait to nail the
bed down. Then, pick up the BOOK from the skeleton, and head downstairs. Talk to
the Bartender, if you haven't asked him already, ask about the Diamond ring. Now
say that if you thought you had died, you would be buried with his aunt (just
replace the you with I, thats what it says in the game). Then, say "Uncle
Griswold, its me!". He will ask you your name, but he won't recognize you. So,
first use the BOOK, then go upstairs, and use the PORTRAIT with the left door,
go through it, and then look through the window in the door. Griswold will then
see you, so head back downstairs. Talk to him again, and ask him if you look
like a goodsoup, he will say you do. Now, talk about Goodsoup history, the book
will help you out (Guybrush just reads from it so you don't need to answer
anything). Now, ask for any drink from the Bartender, then use the HEAD-B-CLEAR
with it, and drink it. You will appear in the Goodsoup family crypt, go left
(look through the hole for a laugh) and past the ghost. Pick up the CROWBAR and
try to go to that crack in the wall. Murray will try to scare you, pick him up
then look through the crack. Now, use the PASTE with the SKELETON ARM, then use
the SKELETON ARM with the lantern on the table in front of you. Now, use the
LANTERN with the coffin lid, and use MURRAY with the LANTERN. Now, leave the
crypt, Murray will vanish.
Head over to the village, and pick up the TOFU from the table. Go right, and
pick up the AUGER and MEASURING CUP. Use the AUGER with the TOFU to make your
self a mask. Now, walk right and towards the volcano. Talk to Lemon Head (from
MI1). Soon, say you want to see the volcano, he won't let you. Use the TOFU MASK
and you can get past. Once the sacrifice is done, use the UN MELTED HUNK OF
NACHO CHEESE with the caldera. Now, head over to the hotel. Use the rest of the
cheese with that cooking pot to the right, then pick it up. Guybrush will take
it to Haggis. Now, pick up the GREASY HAND LOTION. Head back over to the hotel
and then go into the back room. Take the DEATH CERTIFICATE, and go upstairs. Go
into the room furthest down the hall, use the CROWBAR with the boardered up hole
then use it with the bed. The skeleton should fly out. Now, pick up the
ENGAGEMENT BAND lying on the floor in the crypt. OK, now we need the diamond.
Head into Stans, and talk to him. Say you want insurance, he will then ask for
the money, give him the gold tooth (from the conversation option) and then give
him the DEATH CERTIFICATE. He will give you the INSURANCE MONEY. Now, leave
Stans, and go to the hotel. Ask for a tropical drink with an UNBRLELLA in it,
then head to the Windmill. Use the UNBRELLA with the windmill blades to get to
the top. Now, use the EMPTY JAR with the barrel, then use the door to get back
to the ground. Head over to Elaine on the map, its the ? to the left of the
shipwreck. Use the GREASY HAND LOTION with her hand, then pull the cursed ring
off, it will explode. Now, use the CHISEL with the JAR LID, and then place the
JAR (with the sugar water in it) onto the stump, the fireflys are attracted to
it. Now, use the JAR LID with it, take it to get a lamp. Now, head down to the
Lighthouse. Here, use the Mirror with, the mirror at the lighthouse, its just
left to the post (its not the lens). Then use your JAR with the post, and the
lighthouse will work again!
Head over to the beach, you should see a mysterious guy sitting in the boat
eating a sandwich. If so, your doing everything right so far. He only appears
when you fix the lighthouse though. Now, use the MEASURING CUP with the seawater
at the beach, then use the PIN with the BIG WHOOP MAGNET, then use the MAGNETIC
PIN with the CORK, then use that with the MEASURING CUP to make your compass!
Give it to the mysterious man, and ask him to take you to Skull island. Now,
talk to the winch operator after the cut-scene to ride down the cliff. He will
let go though, use your UMBRELLA to land into the cave. Now, say that you have
SO much money its embarrising, then say your name. Guybrush automatically asks
for the Diamond, when you get a choice of dialogue, say Maybe we could make a
deal. They then say, if you can beat them at Poker, you win the diamond. Select
that you want to play Poker, once you gain control, use your TARROT CARDS with
the table or show them to King Andre. Once your outside with the Diamond, the
guy will take you back to the island, he is going to leave. He hears there is
still a job opening for Chef on Scabb Island (you get the job in MI2 but get
fired straight away :). Now, use the DIAMOND with the ENGAGEMENT BAND and head
over to Elaine, use the DIAMOND RING on her finger.
PART V: KISS OF SPIDER MONKEY
Your trapped inside some cart attached to loads of bombs and dynamite. Your
automatically talking to LeChuck though, when you get the chance, just say
"Elaine will never marry you! She Loes me!", "Anyway, Elaine really loves me.",
"Does too love me!" and finish off with "Does too. Infinity." You can say other
stuff but it will just make the conversation drag on for ages. Now, just ask
him about his plans, and when you get the chance, say your not listening to
him and he will do his thing. Now, when everything seems quiet, open the door
to the ride your on, and Guybrush walks out. As a small child. Once your at the
park, you will need to make that HEAD-B-CLEAR drink to get your self thinking
straight again. First, push dingy dog six times to get some of his hair. Now,
ask him to guess your age, he won't guess correctly. Choose the ANCHOR as your
prize, go and pick it up. Now, use the BOTTLE in your inventory with the PAN to
make a FAKE PIE, use the ANCHOR with it, then use it with the pile of pies to
the right of the cannon, its next to that rat thing. He will then fire the
cannon after Guybrush threatens him to tell LeChuck he has unhappy kids running
around the place. Anyways, the guy will be knocked out, so go left and open the
gate, look through the hole. Now, you have the MIRINGUE. Head right to the snow
cone shop, and pick up the PEPPER MILL. Ask the guy for a plain snow cone, when
you have it, don't move, it will melt. Instead, go into your inventory and use
the MIRINGUE, PEPPER MILL, and DOG HAIR with the snow cone, then eat it.
PART VI: GUYBRUSH KICKS BUTT ONCE AGAIN
Be ready for this, you will be on the rollercoaster, so as soon as you can see
something, jump onto the first exhibit you can see, just place the arrow over
it, you should see the usual giant red arrow. Once on, take the FALLEN ROPE,
wait for another cart to come and jump on. At the next exhibit, jump on, and
pick up the KEG-O-RUM. Jump into the next cart you see. Jump onto the next
exhibit, open the lantern, and blow out the flame. Now take the flask of oil,
jump onto the next cart you see. As long as you have all the items we just
collected, jump onto the snow exhibit, the ride repeats itself, don't worry.
At the snow exhibit, go up the hill, then use the KEG-O-RUM with the monkey arm.
Now, use the OIL OF FLASK with the FALLEN ROPE, then use that with the
KEG-O-RUM. Now, head down the hill. Wait for LeChuck to come, and when he is
about to fire at you, use the PEPPER MILL with him. Thats it, its all over,
CONGRATULATIONS on beating Monkey Island 3 on Hard difficulty. Thats it, your
finished with the game!
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CHAPTER 4 - ITEMS
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This is a full list of all the items obtained in the game and how to get them,
but not what they're used for. There are two sections, Easy and Hard items, so
depending on what difficulty your playing, you should know what section to look
at.
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EASY MODE ITEMS
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ANCHOR:
At the carnival of the damned, ask Dingy Dog to guess your age, and pick the
ANCHOR as your prize.
AUGER:
You can find it at the Cannibal village on Blood Island, its to the right of
the entrance.
BAG OF NICKELS:
Its inside LeChucks treasure hold on his ship.
BISCUIT CUTTER:
You can find it at the restaurant in Puerto Pollo, its only on HARD difficulty.
BLOCK OF TOFU:
You can find it on the table with food on in the Cannibal village on Blood
Island.
BOTTOMLESS MUG:
Use the MUG with this object at the Lemonade stand at Puerto Pollo to get this
item.
BROCHURE:
Wally will give them to you on LeChucks pirate ship.
CAP'N NICKS SHAVING SOAP:
Found on Blood Island, at the ship wreck, its half sticking out of the sand.
CHEWED GUM:
At the Barber shop on Puerto Pollo, on Easy difficulty it is lying on the floor,
on Hard, you must PUSH Bill twice.
CHICKEN GREASE:
Go to the restaurant when you have been tarred and feathered at Puerto Pollo,
you will be hit into the bucket and will have the CHICKEN GREASE all over you.
CHISEL:
Go left at the graveyard to find this item on a table to the left of that dog.
CLUB CARD:
Found inside a chicken carcass at the restaurant on Puerto Pollo, on Easy you
can just take it, on hard, use the LICE with it.
COFFEE:
You find this inside the snake on Puerto Pollo, it is completely useless.
COFFIN NAILS:
You can find one of them in the hotel by hitting the wall of the spare room with
your HAMMER, pick it up from the wall, and when your buried the first time, the
nails are along the coffin rim.
COMPASS:
First, fill the MEASURING CUP with seawater from the Blood Island beach, then
use the PIN with the BIG WHOOP MAGNET, then use the CORK with the PIN, and use
the result with the FILLED MEASURING CUP.
COOKING OIL:
Once you have the CLUB CARD, you can find it at the Cabana on Puerto Pollo.
CORK:
Once you pick up CAP'N NICKS SHAVING SOAP you will get the CORK (you may have
to bite the CAP'N NICKS SHAVING SOAP to get it on Hard).
CROWBAR:
Its in a coffin at the Goodsoup family Crypt on Blood Island.
CUSHION:
Take it from the Hotel on Blood Island, its on one of the seats.
CUTLASS:
You can get this item by using the RAMROD with it, its floating in the water
when you look out of the port hole on LeChucks ship.
DEATH CERTIFICATE:
You can find it inside the filing cabinet at the Hotel on Blood Island, its in
the small back room, you can get it once you die and get buried in the Goodsoup
family crypt.
DINGHY DOG HAIR:
Push Dinghy Dog six times when at the Carnival of the Damned to get his hair.
DISGUSTING SNOW CONE:
Once you have a SNOW CONE, use the DINGHY DOG HAIR, PEPPER MILL and MERINGUE PIE
with it.
Dry Towel:
You can find them at the Cabana on Puerto Pollo.
EGG:
You can find one inside the Snake on Puerto Pollo but you lose it, the other one
is found at the beach on Blood Island, hit the tree with it in with the HAMMER
to make it drop, make sure you put the CUSHION on the rocks under it though.
EMBER ON STICK:
Its next to the destroyed fortress at Puerto Pollo.
EMPTY JAR:
Its the tip jar at the Hotel on Blood Island.
ENCYCLOPAEDIA:
Use the WAND with the magic hat at the theatre on Puerto Pollo.
ENORMOUS DIAMOND:
On Duck Island, play a game of Poker against King Andre, lay down the 5 TAROT
CARDS to win.
FABERGE EGG:
Found in the Snake on Puerto Pollo.
FACE:
Hit the wall in the spare room at the Blood Island hotel, the portrait from the
hall will fall down, pick it up, then use the SCISSORS with it.
FAKE PIE:
Use the shaving foam with the PAN to make this.
FALLEN ROPE:
At the first exhibit on LeChucks rollercoaster.
FLASK O' OIL:
From the third exhibit on LeChucks rollercoaster.
FLIER:
From the Voodoo Ladys place on Puerto Pollo, has no use.
GAFF:
Use the PLASTIC HOOK on the RAMROD to make the GAFF.
GLOVE:
At the Theatre on Puerto Pollo, you can find it inside the coat pocket in the
side room.
GOLD TOOTH:
At the restaurant on Puerto Pollo, give Blondebeard the JAWBREAKER, then give
him some GUM, then pop his bubble with the PIN, pick it up and leave.
GOODSOUP FAMILY HISTORY:
At Blood Island hotel, nail the bed down in the bedroom, and then take the book
from the skeletons arms.
HEAD-B-CLEAR:
The left over of the hangover remedy you gave to the Bartender at the Blood
Island hotel.
HEAVY FAKE PIE:
Use the ANCHOR with the FAKE PIE to get this item.
HELIUM BALLOONS:
On easy mode you only get 1 of them from the start of the game, on hard you get
two of them.
HOLLOW REED:
Once you get spat out of the Puerto Pollo snake, you can find find this to the
right of Guybrush in the quick sand pit.
INSURANCE MONEY:
Give the DEATH CERTIFICATE to Stand at his place on Blood Island to get this
item.
INSURANCE POLICY:
Give Stan the GOLD TOOTH to get Insurance for your death.
IPECAC FLOWER:
At Puerto Pollo, to the right of the Lemonade stand, use the SCISSORS with the
bush to get the flower.
JAR LID:
The JAR LID from the JAR. You can also get the JAR LID with holes in it, use the
CHISEL with it.
JAR OF WATER:
Use the JAR with the barrel at the windmill, on easy, go through the door, on
hard, use the UMBRELLA with the windmill blades to get to the barrel.
JAWBREAKER:
At the Puerto Pollo barber shop, the JAWBREAKER is simply lying down on the
floor.
KEG O' RUM:
Found in one of the exhibits on the Roller Coaster Ride, namely the second one.
LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD:
When Stan opens his insurance shop up, he will give you this item.
LANTERN:
First you must get the JAR, fill it with sugar water, poke the JAR LID with the
CHISEL, then place the JAR on the tree stump at Elaine on Blood Island. It will
attract the fireflys, use the JAR LID WITH HOLES with the JAR to trap them and
get the LANTERN.
LICE:
At Puerto Pollo, go to the Theatre, at the side room, the LICE can be picked up
from the coat.
MAGIC WAND:
In the Theatre side room, you can find this on the table to the left of the
magic hat.
MALLET:
Found in the same place as the CHISEL, at the graveyard on Blood Island, go left
to find a dog sleeping, there is a table near him with the MALLET on it.
MAP:
To get the map, you must make Palido at the Puerto Pollo beach to turn over (to
do this, use the JUG with the red dye vat near the Lemonade stand, then use pour
it into his bottomless cup you placed onto him). Then use the COOKING OIL on his
back, then peel the map off.
MEASURING CUP:
You can find the MEASURING CUP right next to the AUGER at the Cannibal Village
on Blood Island, its on a table to the right of the entrance.
MERINGUE PIE:
Make the Rat at the carnival of the damned shoot a pie at you, to do this, put
the ANCHOR in one of the pies and make him fire it to knock the guy out, then
put your head through the hole.
MIRROR:
The mirror at the Hotel on Blood Island, just take it.
MUG:
Palidos mug, just pick it up from his chest.
MURRAY:
You get him in the goodsoup family crypt, just keep walking left, he will fall
down to scare you, pick him up.
NAIL:
A nail from the Hotel on Blood Island, hit the wall in the spare room and take
the NAIL.
NATURALIST REMAINS:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
OLD PHONE BOOKS:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
PACK OF GUM:
At the Voodoo hut on Puerto Pollo in the swamp, use the BAG OF WOODEN NICKELS on
the gum machine to get a PACK OF GUM.
PANCAKE SYRUP:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, but you can use it.
PANCAKES:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
PAPERWEIGHT:
When your getting your hair cut at the Barber shop on Puerto Pollo, Guybrush
will automatically take it.
PEA SHOOTER:
Use the THORN with the HOLLOW REED to get the PEA SHOOTER.
PEPPER:
On Blood Island, you can find the PEPPER from the plant right outside the wind
mill.
PEPPER MILL:
At the carnival of the damned, you can take this item from the Snow Cone stand.
PIE PAN:
You can find this in the Puerto Pollo Restaurant, its on the left on the serving
hole.
PIN:
You can find this in the Voodoo ladys place, its on the floor.
PIRATE LITERATURE:
No use for it, Wally will give it to you.
PISTOL:
You can duel Van Helgan with it, although you won't win.
PITCHER:
When Kenny Falmouth runs away, you can take it from his stand.
PLAIN SNOW CONE:
At the Carnival of the Damned, you can ask the Snow cone guy for it.
PLASTIC HOOK:
Make Wally start crying (tell him he is a failure as a pirate) and he will take
his PLASTIC HOOK off and throw it to the floor.
PORTRAIT:
At the Blood Island hotel, hit the spare room wall with the MALLET, go into the
hallway, and take the PORTRAIT.
RAMROD:
In LeChucks ship, the room you start in, its on the wall, just take it.
REFRIGERATOR MAGNET:
Its on the Fridge in the Blood Island Hotel store room.
RESERVATION SLIP:
Found in the snake on Plunder Island, you can keep this item though.
RING:
Minnie Goodsoup drops this when she leaves the crypt.
SAUSAGE:
Found in the snake of Puerto Pollo, it has no use.
SCISSORS:
When your getting your hair cut at the Barber shop at Puerto Pollo, take the
PAPERWEIGHT to make Hagis look for another one, then use the lever until you can
reach the SCISSORS from the roof.
SERRATED BREAD KNIFE:
The SERRATED BREAD KNIFE can be found in the skeletons back at the Puerto Pollo
restaurant.
SKELETON ARM:
You can get this by using the RAMROD with the PLASTIC HOOK on the end on it,
its floating in the sea, stick your head out of the window, its on LeChucks
pirate ship.
SLIPPERY GREASY HAND LOTION:
You must get some cheese, use it with the volcano, then put some cheese in the
Hotel cooking pot, then take it down to Hagis on Blood Island. He will give you
the HAND LOTION.
SMELLY DOG HAIR:
At the graveyard, go left to find the dog sleeping, give it a biscuit then you
can take some dog hair.
SOGGY PAPER CONE:
If you move away from the snow cone stall once you get a PLAIN SNOW CONE, it
will melt.
SQUARE TYRE:
Found inside the very famous snake of Puerto Pollo (its famous for this chapter
of my guide).
STUFFED DINGHY DOG:
It can be won at the Carnival of the Damned. Don't get it.
SYRUP OF IPECAC:
Use the IPECAC FLOWER with the PANCAKE SYRUP to get this item.
TAROT CARDS:
Talk to Madame Xima (or whatever her name is) at the Blood Island hotel, and
ask her to read your fortune.
TASTY, BUTTERY BISCUIT:
The biscuit you can pick up at the restaurant at Puerto Pollo.
THORN:
When your in the quicksand on Plunder Island, just take it from the thorn plant.
TOP-SECRET PLANS:
ANOTHER item from the famous Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
THREASURE MAP:
This is the map from the Sea Cucumber, the ship at Danjer Cove on Plunder
Island.
UMBRELLA:
At the Blood Island hotel, ask the bartender for a Tropical drink with an
UMBRELLA in it, he will give it to you.
UN-MELTED HUNK OF NACHO CHEESE:
In the Hotel Stock room on Blood Island, use the CHISEL with the circle of
cheese to get some.
VACUUM CLEANER ATTACHMENTS:
ANOTHER item inside the Puerto Pollo snake.
VENTRILOQUISM BOOK:
Found inside the Theatre side room, use the MAGIC WAND with the hat.
WET TOWEL:
Use a TOWEL with the Ice bucket at the cabana on Plunder Island.
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HARD MODE ITEMS
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ANCHOR:
At the carnival of the damned, ask Dingy Dog to guess your age, and pick the
ANCHOR as your prize.
AUGER:
You can find it at the Cannibal village on Blood Island, its to the right of
the entrance.
BAG OF NICKELS:
Its inside LeChucks treasure hold on his ship.
BISCUIT CUTTER:
You can find it at the restaurant in Puerto Pollo, its only on HARD difficulty.
BLOCK OF TOFU:
You can find it on the table with food on in the Cannibal village on Blood
Island.
BOTTOMLESS MUG:
Use the MUG with this object at the Lemonade stand at Puerto Pollo to get this
item.
BROCHURE:
Wally will give them to you on LeChucks pirate ship.
CAP'N NICKS SHAVING SOAP:
Found on Blood Island, at the ship wreck, its half sticking out of the sand.
CHEWED GUM:
At the Barber shop on Puerto Pollo, on Easy difficulty it is lying on the floor,
on Hard, you must PUSH Bill twice.
CHICKEN GREASE:
Go to the restaurant when you have been tarred and feathered at Puerto Pollo,
you will be hit into the bucket and will have the CHICKEN GREASE all over you.
CHISEL:
Go left at the graveyard to find this item on a table to the left of that dog.
CLUB CARD:
Found inside a chicken carcass at the restaurant on Puerto Pollo, on Easy you
can just take it, on hard, use the LICE with it.
COFFEE:
You find this inside the snake on Puerto Pollo, it is completely useless.
COFFIN NAILS:
You can find one of them in the hotel by hitting the wall of the spare room with
your HAMMER, pick it up from the wall, and when your buried the first time, the
nails are along the coffin rim.
COMPASS:
First, fill the MEASURING CUP with seawater from the Blood Island beach, then
use the PIN with the BIG WHOOP MAGNET, then use the CORK with the PIN, and use
the result with the FILLED MEASURING CUP.
COOKING OIL:
Once you have the CLUB CARD, you can find it at the Cabana on Puerto Pollo.
CORK:
Once you pick up CAP'N NICKS SHAVING SOAP you will get the CORK (you may have
to bite the CAP'N NICKS SHAVING SOAP to get it on Hard).
CROWBAR:
Its in a coffin at the Goodsoup family Crypt on Blood Island.
CUSHION:
Take it from the Hotel on Blood Island, its on one of the seats.
CUTLASS:
You can get this item by using the RAMROD with it, its floating in the water
when you look out of the port hole on LeChucks ship.
DEATH CERTIFICATE:
You can find it inside the filing cabinet at the Hotel on Blood Island, its in
the small back room, you can get it once you die and get buried in the Goodsoup
family crypt.
DINGHY DOG HAIR:
Push Dinghy Dog six times when at the Carnival of the Damned to get his hair.
DISGUSTING SNOW CONE:
Once you have a SNOW CONE, use the DINGHY DOG HAIR, PEPPER MILL and MERINGUE PIE
with it.
Dry Towel:
You can find them at the Cabana on Puerto Pollo.
EGG:
You can find one inside the Snake on Puerto Pollo but you lose it, the other one
is found at the beach on Blood Island, hit the tree with it in with the HAMMER
to make it drop, make sure you put the CUSHION on the rocks under it though.
EMBER ON STICK:
Its next to the destroyed fortress at Puerto Pollo.
EMPTY JAR:
Its the tip jar at the Hotel on Blood Island.
ENCYCLOPAEDIA:
Use the WAND with the magic hat at the theatre on Puerto Pollo.
ENORMOUS DIAMOND:
On Duck Island, play a game of Poker against King Andre, lay down the 5 TAROT
CARDS to win.
FABERGE EGG:
Found in the Snake on Puerto Pollo.
FACE:
Hit the wall in the spare room at the Blood Island hotel, the portrait from the
hall will fall down, pick it up, then use the SCISSORS with it.
FAKE PIE:
Use the shaving foam with the PAN to make this.
FALLEN ROPE:
At the first exhibit on LeChucks rollercoaster.
FLASK O' OIL:
From the third exhibit on LeChucks rollercoaster.
FLIER:
From the Voodoo Ladys place on Puerto Pollo, has no use.
GAFF:
Use the PLASTIC HOOK on the RAMROD to make the GAFF.
GLOVE:
At the Theatre on Puerto Pollo, you can find it inside the coat pocket in the
side room, on Hard mode, you must open the pocket.
GOLD TOOTH:
At the restaurant on Puerto Pollo, give Blondebeard the JAWBREAKER, then give
him some GUM, then pop his bubble with the PIN, pick it up and leave. On Hard,
do the latter, once you have it though, suck some Helium from a BALLOON, then
chew some GUM, use the GOLDTOOTH with the gum and blow the bubble outside.
GOODSOUP FAMILY HISTORY:
At Blood Island hotel, nail the bed down in the bedroom, and then take the book
from the skeletons arms.
HALF-EATEN MAGGOTY BISCUIT:
You can get this by taking a Biscuit in the Puerto Pollo restaurant, then take
a bite out of it. You can only get this in HARD difficulty.
HEAD-B-CLEAR:
The left over of the hangover remedy you gave to the Bartender at the Blood
Island hotel.
HEAVY FAKE PIE:
Use the ANCHOR with the FAKE PIE to get this item.
HELIUM BALLOONS:
On easy mode you only get 1 of them from the start of the game, on hard you get
two of them.
HOLLOW REED:
Once you get spat out of the Puerto Pollo snake, you can find find this to the
right of Guybrush in the quick sand pit.
INSURANCE MONEY:
Give the DEATH CERTIFICATE to Stand at his place on Blood Island to get this
item.
INSURANCE POLICY:
Give Stan the GOLD TOOTH to get Insurance for your death.
IPECAC FLOWER:
At Puerto Pollo, to the right of the Lemonade stand, use the SCISSORS with the
bush to get the flower.
JAR LID:
The JAR LID from the JAR. You can also get the JAR LID with holes in it, use the
CHISEL with it.
JAR OF WATER:
Use the JAR with the barrel at the windmill, on easy, go through the door, on
hard, use the UMBRELLA with the windmill blades to get to the barrel.
JAWBREAKER:
Push Bill twice at the Barber place to make him drop his jawbreaker on Hard,
on easy, simply pick it up from the floor.
KEG O' RUM:
Found in one of the exhibits on the Roller Coaster Ride, namely the second one.
LAMINATED BUSINESS CARD:
When Stan opens his insurance shop up, he will give you this item.
LANTERN:
First you must get the JAR, fill it with sugar water, poke the JAR LID with the
CHISEL, then place the JAR on the tree stump at Elaine on Blood Island. It will
attract the fireflys, use the JAR LID WITH HOLES with the JAR to trap them and
get the LANTERN.
LICE:
At Puerto Pollo, go to the Theatre, at the side room, the LICE can be picked up
from the coat.
MAGGOTS:
On Hard mode, take a BUTTERY BISCUIT and take a bite out of it, you will get the
MAGGOTS. On easy you do not have to do this.
MAGIC WAND:
In the Theatre side room, you can find this on the table to the left of the
magic hat.
MALLET:
Found in the same place as the CHISEL, at the graveyard on Blood Island, go left
to find a dog sleeping, there is a table near him with the MALLET on it.
MAP:
To get the map, you must make Palido at the Puerto Pollo beach to turn over (to
do this, use the JUG with the red dye vat near the Lemonade stand, then use pour
it into his bottomless cup you placed onto him). Then use the COOKING OIL on his
back, then peel the map off.
MEASURING CUP:
You can find the MEASURING CUP right next to the AUGER at the Cannibal Village
on Blood Island, its on a table to the right of the entrance.
MERINGUE PIE:
Make the Rat at the carnival of the damned shoot a pie at you, to do this, put
the ANCHOR in one of the pies and make him fire it to knock the guy out, then
put your head through the hole.
MIRROR:
The mirror at the Hotel on Blood Island, just take it.
MUG:
Palidos mug, just pick it up from his chest.
MURRAY:
You get him in the goodsoup family crypt, just keep walking left, he will fall
down to scare you, pick him up.
NAIL:
A nail from the Hotel on Blood Island, hit the wall in the spare room and take
the NAIL.
NATURALIST REMAINS:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
OLD PHONE BOOKS:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
PACK OF GUM:
At the Voodoo hut on Puerto Pollo in the swamp, use the BAG OF WOODEN NICKELS on
the gum machine to get a PACK OF GUM.
PANCAKE SYRUP:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, but you can use it.
PANCAKES:
You get it inside the Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
PAPERWEIGHT:
When your getting your hair cut at the Barber shop on Puerto Pollo, kick it to
get the Paperweight once your high enough.
PASTE:
You only get this on Hard mode, its inside the Voodoo ladys place, just take it
from the floor.
PEA SHOOTER:
Use the THORN with the HOLLOW REED to get the PEA SHOOTER.
PEPPER:
On Blood Island, you can find the PEPPER from the plant right outside the wind
mill.
PEPPER MILL:
At the carnival of the damned, you can take this item from the Snow Cone stand.
PIE PAN:
You can find this in the Puerto Pollo Restaurant, its on the left on the serving
hole.
PIN:
You can find this in the Voodoo ladys place, its on the floor.
PIRATE LITERATURE:
No use for it, Wally will give it to you.
PISTOL:
You can duel Van Helgan with it, although you won't win.
PITCHER:
When Kenny Falmouth runs away, you can take it from his stand.
PLAIN SNOW CONE:
At the Carnival of the Damned, you can ask the Snow cone guy for it.
PLASTIC HOOK:
Make Wally start crying (tell him he is a failure as a pirate) and he will take
his PLASTIC HOOK off and throw it to the floor.
PORTRAIT:
At the Blood Island hotel, hit the spare room wall with the MALLET, go into the
hallway, and take the PORTRAIT.
RAMROD:
In LeChucks ship, the room you start in, its on the wall, just take it.
REFRIGERATOR MAGNET:
Its on the Fridge in the Blood Island Hotel store room.
RESERVATION SLIP:
Found in the snake on Plunder Island, you can keep this item though.
RING:
Minnie Goodsoup drops this when she leaves the crypt.
RUBBER PLUG:
At the duel area at Puerto Pollo, use the BISCUIT CUTTER with the Rubber tree.
SAUSAGE:
Found in the snake of Puerto Pollo, it has no use.
SCISSORS:
When your getting your hair cut at the Barber shop at Puerto Pollo, take the
PAPERWEIGHT to make Hagis look for another one, then use the lever until you can
reach the SCISSORS from the roof.
SERRATED BREAD KNIFE:
The SERRATED BREAD KNIFE can be found in the skeletons back at the Puerto Pollo
restaurant.
SKELETON ARM:
You can get this by using the RAMROD with the PLASTIC HOOK on the end on it,
its floating in the sea, stick your head out of the window, its on LeChucks
pirate ship.
SLIPPERY GREASY HAND LOTION:
You must get some cheese, use it with the volcano, then put some cheese in the
Hotel cooking pot, then take it down to Hagis on Blood Island. He will give you
the HAND LOTION.
SMELLY DOG HAIR:
At the graveyard, go left to find the dog sleeping, give it a biscuit then you
can take some dog hair.
SOGGY PAPER CONE:
If you move away from the snow cone stall once you get a PLAIN SNOW CONE, it
will melt.
SQUARE TYRE:
Found inside the very famous snake of Puerto Pollo (its famous for this chapter
of my guide).
STICKY RUBBER PLUG:
Use the PASTE with the RUBBER PLUG to get this item.
STUFFED DINGHY DOG:
It can be won at the Carnival of the Damned. Don't get it.
SYRUP OF IPECAC:
Use the IPECAC FLOWER with the PANCAKE SYRUP to get this item.
TAROT CARDS:
Talk to Madame Xima (or whatever her name is) at the Blood Island hotel, and
ask her to read your fortune.
TASTY, BUTTERY BISCUIT:
The biscuit you can pick up at the restaurant at Puerto Pollo.
THORN:
When your in the quicksand on Plunder Island, just take it from the thorn plant.
TOP-SECRET PLANS:
ANOTHER item from the famous Puerto Pollo snake, its useless.
THREASURE MAP:
This is the map from the Sea Cucumber, the ship at Danjer Cove on Plunder
Island.
UMBRELLA:
At the Blood Island hotel, ask the bartender for a Tropical drink with an
UMBRELLA in it, he will give it to you.
UN-MELTED HUNK OF NACHO CHEESE:
In the Hotel Stock room on Blood Island, use the CHISEL with the circle of
cheese to get some.
VACUUM CLEANER ATTACHMENTS:
ANOTHER item inside the Puerto Pollo snake.
VENTRILOQUISM BOOK:
Found inside the Theatre side room, use the MAGIC WAND with the hat.
WET TOWEL:
Use a TOWEL with the Ice bucket at the cabana on Plunder Island.
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CHAPTER 5 - SWORD FIGHTING
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This is the list of all the insults for the Sword Fighting, and the comebacks,
AND Rottinghams insults. Below is information for sword fighting, taken from
the walkthrough chapter of the game.
Once you put in the second disc, or don't if your using scummVM. You will find
yourself on the pirate ship, as Guybrush tries to command his crew. Just like in
Monkey Island 1, they don't care and aren't doing what your asking of them. Soon
Captain Rottingham will board your ship, looking for your map. He will soon beat
you at Insult Sword fighting, and you will give him your map. Once he leaves,
your crew will come along, and start singing! You will have to say different
things, but they will always rhym with it. Soon, you will see a line which says
Orange at the end, choose this, and the song will end. Now then, your objective
is to get your map back! This is pretty simple, you just need to learn some
insults, beat loads of pirates, get some good cannons, and then beat Rottingham.
First, look at the navigational chart, and find some ships sailing around. Now,
you will have to beat them. This is pretty easy, control yourself, and press the
right mouse button to fire some cannonballs at them. Once you board them, beat
them at Insult sword fighting. Now, return to Puerto Pollo, and go to Kenny
Foulmouth, he will see you some cannons. Repeat, and then once you know just
about every single insult and comeback, and have the best cannons, fight Captain
Rottingham, and get your map back! Head over to the SWORD FIGHTING CHAPTER of
this document, for help with all the insults, comebacks, and the special insults
and comebacks for Captain Rottingham. Once you have defeated Captain Rottingham,
and have your map back, its time for the next part.
NORMAL INSULTS AND COMEBACKS:
INSULT: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
COMEBACK: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
INSULT: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee!
COMEBACK: I look that much like your fiancée?
INSULT: Killing you would be justifiable homicide!
COMEBACK: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
INSULT: You're the ugliest monster ever created!
COMEBACK: If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
INSULT: I'll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
COMEBACK: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless filet.
INSULT: Would you like to be buried, or cremated?
COMEBACK: With you around, I'd rather be fumigated.
INSULT: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
COMEBACK: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
INSULT: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
COMEBACK: At least mine can be identified.
INSULT: You can't match my witty repartee!
COMEBACK: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
INSULT: I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
COMEBACK: You would have, but you were always running away.
INSULT: En Garde! Touché!
COMEBACK: Oh, that is so cliché.
INSULT: Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated!
COMEBACK: Too bad they're all fabricated.
INSULT: I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated!
COMEBACK: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
INSULT: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated, and perforated!
COMEBACK: Your odour alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated.
INSULT: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
COMEBACK: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
INSULT: I'll hound you night and day!
COMEBACK: Then be a good dog, sit! Stay!
ROTTINGHAM INSULTS AND COMEBACKS:
INSULT: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
COMEBACK: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
INSULT: You have the sex appeal of a shar-pei!
COMEBACK: I look that much like your fiancée?
INSULT: Your looks would make pigs nauseated!
COMEBACK: If you don't count all the ones you dated.
INSULT: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
COMEBACK: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
INSULT: I have never lost a meleé!
COMEBACK: You would have, but you were always running away.
INSULT: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
COMEBACK: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
INSULT: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
COMEBACK: Then be a good dog, sit! Stay!
INSULT: My skills with a sword are highly venerated!
COMEBACK: Too bad they're all fabricated.
INSULT: Never before have I faced someone so sissified!
COMEBACK: Is that your face? I thought it was you backside.
INSULT: I can't tell which of my traits have you the most intimidated!
COMEBACK: Your door alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!
INSULT: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
COMEBACK: When I'm done with you, you'll be a boneless fillet!
INSULT: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
COMEBACK: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
INSULT: Your mother wears a toupee!
COMEBACK: Oh, that is so cliché!
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CHAPTER 6 - SECRETS
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Its here again. I had a secrets chapter in my "The Dig" guide, so I thought I
would have one for Monkey Island 3. This section more or less consists of game
trivia, and references to other Monkey Island games, or anything else in the
world.
TRIVIA:
Crew member andskilled musician Edward Van Helgan is named after the Van Halen
lead guitarist Eddie Van Halen.
The Puerto Pollo hairdresses is called "The Barbery Coast", a pun on the
Barbary Coast (the northwest coast of Africa) and presumably a reference to the
Barbary Pirates.
CMI leaves a gap in the series for Mac users since it was never released for
that platform (the free software ScummVM interpreter supports CMI on the Mac,
provided that the intrested Man user has the PC software).
In the game, Guybrush has a deathly fear of Porcelain. Bill Tiller, CMI lead
artist, has revealed that "it is just a joke. It means nothing. Why would any
one be afraid of porcelain?" it has been suggested that Guybrushes fear is a
result of being hit with a porcelain vase in the first game; however, Guybrush
actually used the vase to hit another character.
A storyboard of a sequence between the two final chapters has been circulating
the internet, explaining what happened before Guybrush enters the Rollercoaster
of Death; due to time constraints, this scene did not make it to the finished
product.
The fourth chapter of the game, "The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and her
Lover", is a reference to the 1989 British film The Cook, the Thief, His Wife
& Her Lover.
During the cut-scene lead-in to the second chapter Wally B. Feed makes an
apearance. When asked how he survived the explosion, which capsised LeChuck's
ship he says he was thrown clear and that he was lucky he had not been wearing
his seat belt. This is probably a reference to George Lucas, who was in a near
fatel car accident as a teen and only survived because he was thrown from the
vehicle as it rolled over when his seat belt snapped -- a racing harness which
he has stated should never have broken.
When LeChuck makes Guybrush guess the secret of Monkey Island, Guybrush's
guessing are five famous movie spoilers: "That 'Rosebud' is a sled?", "That the
guy's girlfriend is really a man?", "That they have to shoot the dog at the
end?", "That it's made from people?" and "That the girl is her daughter AND her
sister?".
The dog in the graveyard on Blood Island is named after the blind Pew in
Treasure Island.
At the Goodsoup family crypt, on Blood Island, you should see a tree root
sticking out of the ceiling. Look through the hole, to find yourself inside the
forest from Melee Island, in Monkey Island 1 style graphics.
On Blood Island again, go to the beach, and try to "Use" the water around 25
times. Guybrush will enter the water, and you can see the scene from the
original Monkey Island where Guybrush is thrown into the sea.
When your on Chapter 3, type in "lapostal" when your playing the pirate cannon
ball mini game, and you will get unlimited cannon balls. Just a joke though,
because you never run out anyways.
Use the VENTRILIQUISM BOOK from the Theatre with Captain Rottingham when he is
still in the Barbery coast. He will ask to be made "Balder than Largo LeGrande"
who is a villain in Monkey Island 2 (although not the main one).
On Plunder Island, the time hands on the Theatre is exactly the same as your
Windows clock, and it chime every half an hour, or hour, when your in the area.
Also, when you meet Palido, ask him how long he has been there. He will say he
has been there 8 months earlier then the current month set on your windows
clock, if your in January, he will wish you a happy new year.
At the Grassy Knoll, enter the door on the left side and Guybrush will appear
at different locations every time, all visible on the same screen.
If you keep messing around with the theatre lighting controls, you can make a
rabbit face appear on the stage, it is in fact the face of Max, from the Sam &
Max game, also made by LucasArts.
If you try to enter the beach without a membership card, you obviously won't be
able to. So, try tricking the cabana boy, say the line "You do not need to see
my card", which is just like using a Star Wars style jedi mind trick. He will
see through the trick though, and you can't enter.
When your on chapter 3, press SHIFT + J during the insult sword fighting to
make the sword lightsaber sounds. They're still swords though, and won't change
appearance, just make lightsaber sounds.
You will be able to see the LucasArts logo many times in the game, you can find
one on on the Coffee cup from the snake, the left wall near the center of the
Cannibal village, the frist cutscene of LeChuck when he is at his carnival,
and the second cut-scene of LeChuck at his carnival.
The dead skeleton at the Restaurant on Puerto Pollo looks exactly like a
character from the other LucasArts adventure game, Grim Fandango. He is also
wearing a badge saying "Ask me about Grim Fandango", a bit like the guy with
the LOOM badge in Monkey Island 1.
When talking to LeChuck at the carnival, when you have been captured, choose
some certain options and eventually you can say that LeChuck will be out of work
if Guybrush dies, there won't be any more Monkey Island sequels. LeChuck says
no one will forget him, Guybrush then mentions Bobbin Threadbare, the main
character of LOOM, in which the sequels for it didn't come out. Bobbin is
forgotten, and LeChuck cannot answer. LOOM is another LucasArts adventure game,
its 2 sequels were never to be though.
Also, the lost welshman on Blood Island who takes you to Duck Island looks
incredibly similar, if not Bobbin Threadbare. Also, when he leaves, he says he
is going to look for a job, maybe at the bar at Scabb island. Guybrush would get
this job in Monkey Island 2 to gain some money.
In the Goodsoup hotel, the GROG advert above the side room door changes every
time you enter, and can change into 6 different variations.
Examine the spider web on the left of the Mutual of Stan crypt, then enter and
exit the crypt around 40 times to find the spider appear in front of your nose.
The whole scene on Skull Island with King Andre resembles James Bond, to the
voices, what people say, and the entire setting.
If you get the Zombie toy from King Andre, give it to LeChuck when your on the
rollercoaster of death, he will burn it then laugh.
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CHAPTER 7 - FAQ
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This is the FAQ part of the guide.
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GENERAL QUESTIONS
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Q: What game is this of the Monkey Island series?
A. This is the third.
Q. Whats the Puerto Pollo snake all about?
A. Ah, you can take loads of items from him, which can't be used for anything,
they all get sucked out of your inventory.
Q. Whats different in the difficulties?
A. Basically, Hard will have more puzzles, you may have to do more to do some
things you can do straight away in easy, like to get the RESERVATION SLIP, you
must put LICE on the chicken, on easy, you can just pick it up.
Q. Is COMI hard?
A. Play it on Easy first, and if you think your good enough, try hard. It won't
be as hard if you have completed the game on easy though.
Q. Does your guide cover both difficulties?
A. Yes.
Q. Im stuck on Part 3, what should I do?
A. Basically, just check out the guide for a quick run through about EVERYTHING
you need to do on that Chapter of the game, its pretty simple once you get the
hang of it. Check out the previous chapter of my guide to find out all the
insults and comebacks.
Q. The story/start of this game is confusing, what happened between MI2 and 3?
A. Basically, Guybrush is trapped at the Carnival of the Damned for about 6 or
so years, and manages to escape. You may be able to find out more information
on some websites and such.
Q. Is this the last MI game?
A. Nope, a sequel was made in 3D, it uses the Grim Fandango engine. Its called
Escape From Monkey Island.
Q. Anything after that?
A. Apparently MI 5 was confirmed but im not really sure, in MI4 the Voodoo lady
says she has a contract for 5 games, although as of now (2006) a 5th game has
yet to be released. I have very little hope of it ever being released.
Q. Any other games like MI3?
A. Yeah, 11 of them. This is the 12th and last SCUMM game, the SCUMM games are
adventure games ALL made by Lucasarts, each of them have the same ish interface
and concept, all of them are great too (Loom is so and so).
Q. Im stuck at a certain part of the game...
A. Check the guide, if I haven't mentioned it, email me, make Monkey Island 3
as the topic so I actually check the email, I shall try and help.
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IN GAME QUESTIONS
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This section of the FAQ chapter is a quick reference question and answer part.
If you are at a particular part of the game, and stuck, and don't want to fully
cheat by just using the guide (although I don't count that as cheating) you
might want to check this part of the FAQ chapter. Its kind of a part to give
you hints of how to do the main parts of each game chapter, good luck!
Q. I can't do anything on the ship, I took the RAMROD, but the pirate won't
let me do anything.
A. Simple, just talk to him, he is Wally from Monkey Island 2, tell him he is
a failure as a pirate, he will start crying.
Q. What do I do with the cannon?
A. Shoot down all of the skeletons, don't worry if you hit the fotress, it wont
do anything. Once you do that, use the PLASTIC HOOK you got from Wally, and the
RAMROD together, and take some items out of the sea, look out the porthole to
get a view.
Q. I have the items from the sea, now what?
A. Use the CUTLASS with the cannon restrain rope, then use the cannon.
Q. How do I get out of the ships hold?
A. Pick up the BAG OF WOODEN NICKELS, then use the DIAMOND RING found under it
on the porthole.
Q. The game has just left me on a giant island, what now?
A. Head to the swamp and talk to the voodoo lady, she will tell you what to do
next.
Q. OK, I need a crew, map and ship. Which should I get first?
A. You will get them in the order you listed, although you can get the map
after the ship.
Q. OK, so where do I get them?
A. The crew is the three barbers in the barber shop, the ship is the ship that
stole Elaine, and then the map is from the sun tanners back on the beach.
Q. OK, so which crew member should I get first?
A. The easiest, and quickest, is the French pirate. TO get him, grab that GLOVE
from the Theatre, then slap him. You will have to duel him, play the banjo and
copy what he does, then shoot his banjo with a gun when he gets too hard.
Q. Who next?
A. You will most probably want to get the giant scottish guy. Basically, talk
to him, he will challenge you to a caber tossing challenge. To win, you will
need to make a rubber tree on the log list...
Q. Just tell me how to do that!
A. OK, use the SERATED BREAD KNIFE with the keg thing at the grassy knowl, near
the dueling area. Then, use the GLOWING EMBER with the spilt rum, and a rubber
tree will explode, landing on the caber pile. Guybrush will use it when you
choose to challenge Haggis.
Q. And the last pirate?
A. You need to find some real gold, the pirate at the restaurant has a gold
tooth, you will need to get it out. Maybe something hard, that he can chew will
get it out, and then you need some kind of chewy, subsitute bubble to get it
out...
Q. Meaning?
A. Give him the Jawbreaker, he will loosen his tooth. Give him the bubble gum
you have, when he blows a bubble, use the PIN with it, then pick up the tooth
and take it.
Q. He won't let me out, how do I get it?
A. Ah, your playing on Hard mode then. All you need to do is chew some gum, put
the tooth in it. Then, take that PIE PAN from the side, inhale oxygen from the
baloon, then blow a bubble, the tooth will float outside. Outside, use the PIE
PAN with the mud to find the tooth!
Q. OK, so how do I get the ship?
A. Not too hard. You will need to get onto it first, and make sure your not
tarred and feathered, the only other option is to walk the plank, as long as
its gone though... Once your a human chicken, go to the Restaurant, you should
appear at the ship. You should try and pretend to be LeChimp, try to pretend
your him, telling the pirates to leave the ship. Once they go, the ship is
yours!
Q. OK, so where do I get the map?
A. Once you can cross the beach, talk to Palido, take his cup, then use it with
the bottomless mug at the lemonade stand. Then, have a drink, Kenny will run
off because you got some of the drink. Now, pick up the bottomless mug, use the
normal mug with the red dye vat to the right, go back to Palido. Then, use the
bottomless mug on him, and pour the dye onto him. He will turn over, now, use
the COOKING OIL on his back, and peel the map off.
Q. How do I even get onto the beach!?
A. Simple, at the restaurant, take the membership card from the chicken carcass
and then you can enter. If your on hard, take a biscuit, eat it, then use the
MAGGOTS with the chicken to find the card.
Q. How do I cross the beach?
A. First, take some towels, and then wet them. Whip the cabana boy, then take
3 towels and the cooking oil. On the beach, simply use the towels to get across
the hot part. They will burn up, but every time you visit the beach you will be
at Palido.
Q. OK, so how do I get Elaine?
A. Remember that map you got from the ship? Well, go to the Theatre, and then
head over to the lights. You may have to stop the act on stage, use the chicken
grease on the cannon balls to stop it. Use the directions on the map with those
lights at the theatre, an X will appear if you did it correctly. Go onto the
stage and dig her up!
Q. OK, so I am floating the seas now, what do I do?
A. This is pretty simple, basically, you have to get really good at insult
sword fighting, then beat pirates. Once you beat them, upgrade your cannons,
and repeat until you face rottingham for the Blood Island map.
Q. More detail please.
A. OK, just head over to the sword fighting chapter for it. OR, if your LAZY,
then just look below, its all there.
Once you put in the second disc, or don't if your using scummVM. You will find
yourself on the pirate ship, as Guybrush tries to command his crew. Just like in
Monkey Island 1, they don't care and aren't doing what your asking of them. Soon
Captain Rottingham will board your ship, looking for your map. He will soon beat
you at Insult Sword fighting, and you will give him your map. Once he leaves,
your crew will come along, and start singing! You will have to say different
things, but they will always rhym with it. Soon, you will see a line which says
Orange at the end, choose this, and the song will end. Now then, your objective
is to get your map back! This is pretty simple, you just need to learn some
insults, beat loads of pirates, get some good cannons, and then beat Rottingham.
First, look at the navigational chart, and find some ships sailing around. Now,
you will have to beat them. This is pretty easy, control yourself, and press the
right mouse button to fire some cannonballs at them. Once you board them, beat
them at Insult sword fighting. Now, return to Puerto Pollo, and go to Kenny
Foulmouth, he will see you some cannons. Repeat, and then once you know just
about every single insult and comeback, and have the best cannons, fight Captain
Rottingham, and get your map back! Head over to the SWORD FIGHTING CHAPTER of
this document, for help with all the insults, comebacks, and the special insults
and comebacks for Captain Rottingham. Once you have defeated Captain Rottingham,
and have your map back, its time for the next part.
Happy now, thats all you need to know.
Q. OK, im on Blood Island, what do I do?
A. Ohhh, the best part of the game, more or less. OK, you need to find Elaine
and cure her.
Q. OK, so im at the hotel, the bartender is sick, how do I help him?
A. You need to make a cure for him, simple enough, you need some items, Pepper,
Egg and Dog hair is all you need.
Q. Pepper is where?
A. Aww, thats simple. Head over to the windmill, there is a pepper bush right
next to it, take one!
Q. Egg?
A. Head over to the graveyard, keep going right. Here, you will find a dog.
This is where you get the dog hair, give him a biscuit, to get it. Anyways,
take the CHISEL and MALLET from the table. Head to the hotel, take a cUSHION
from a stool, then go to the beach (not the shipwreck). Now, use the CUSHION
with the rocks on the floor, then hit the tree with the MALLET to get the egg.
Q. The dog hair?
A. Look above idiot!
Q. OK, so now what?
A. You need to be buried in the goodsoup family crypt, but first you must die.
Ask for a drink at the hotel, with a UMBRELLA in it, you will need it later.
Then, use the rest of the HEAD-B-CLEAR with it, then drink it, you will faint.
You won't get buried in the right place though.
Q. How do I get out?
A. Use the CHISEL with the coffin, get out, and then open the coffin in the
middle to reveal Stan!
Q. Now what?
A. You need to make the hotel guy think your a goodsoup. Take all the nails
from the coffin you was in, then head to the hotel. Go upstairs, and into the
spare room. Here, hit the wall with a MALLET, then take the NAIL. Go outside
into the hall, and then take the portrait. Cut it out, then place it on the
window on the spare room door from the hallway. Go in, look through it, then
head into the room at the far end of the hall. Here, pull the bed down, and
then nail it with all the nails you have. Then, take the book, go downstairs
and talk to the hotel guy. You should know the rest.
Q. Im in the crypt, now what?
A. You need to go left, take Murray, you need to scare the guy. First, take the
lantern from looking through the crack, use the PASTE with the SKELETON ARM to
grab it. Place it on the coffin, then use Murray with the LANTERN to scare the
guy. He will open the crypt for you. Take the CROWBAR too!
Q. How do I get the engagement band now?
A. Go back to the room with the skeleton in at the hotel, use the CROWBAR with
the boarded up hole, then let the bed go by taking the nails, the corpse will
fly out into the crypt. Go down, and take the band.
Q. Now how do I get the diamond?
A. Now, you need transportation to Skull Island. You need to fix the lighthouse
which is easy. Head over to the hotel and grab the mirror from the side of the
bar. Now, go into the side room and take the magnet. Head over to the windmill
and head to the top, use the UMBRELLA with the blades. Use the JAR from the
hotel bar (just take it) with the sugar water. Head over to where Elaine is,
the ? place, and use the CHISEL with the jar lid. Take the lid off, then place
the open jar on the tree stump. Once the fireflys are in, use the lid with it
to get a lantern. Now, head over to the lighthouse, and then use the mirror to
replace the broken one, and use the lantern to light the lighthouse. Now, go
to the Cannibal village, and take the MEASURING CUP. Head down to the beach,
here, use the MEASURING CUP with the water, then use the PIN with the MAGNET,
then stick the PIN through the CORK from the bottle found at the ship wreck.
Use the CORK AND PIN with the MEASURING CUP to make a compass, talk to the guy
in the boat, he will take you. Phew, that took a while.
Q. OK, I tried to get into the cave, but I just fall past it, what should I do?
A. First, make sure you talked to Madame Xima at the hotel and got 5 TARROT
CARDS. Now, when your falling, use the UMBRELLA to yourself down, and get into
the cave.
Q. How do I win?
A. Play Poker and then use the TARROT CARDS as your hand.
Q. OK, so how do I get the old ring off Elaines hand?
A. Head to Cannibal village, take the TOFU and AUGER, use the AUGER with the
TOFU to make a TOFU mask. Now, head to the side room of the hotel, use the
CHISEL with the hunk of cheese, take it to the volcano. Put the TOFU MASK on,
then use the cheese with the volcano. Now, head back to the hotel, but don't
go inside. Instead, use some cheese with the cooking pot, then take it to
Haggis, and take the hand lotion. Use it with the ring to get it off.
Q. I think I know what to do now.
A. Yeah, just use the DIAMOND with the ENGAGEMENT BAND then use it with her
finger!
Q. OK, so im a child...
A. Yeah, you will have to make the HEAD-B-CLEAR remedy again!
Q. OK, so how do I get the remedy?
A. First, push Dinghy dog until you get some of his hair, ask him to guess your
age, take ANCHOR, use with PIE to the left, make Rat fire the cannon, go
through the gate, poke head through hole, take the pie stuff, go right, take
the PEPPER MILL, talk to the man and get a PLAIN SNOW CONE, don't move, then
simply use the PEPPER MILL, DOG HAIR and the PIE with the SNOW CONE, eat it,
and et voila, your adult sized again!
Q. OK, so what do I do now?
A. On each display, you need to take certain items, take the fallen rope on
the first, flask of oil on second, keg of rum on the third, get out of the
last. Head up the slope, and use the flask of oil with the fall rope, place the
KEG OF RUM under the ape arm, then use the SOAKED ROPE with it. Head down, wait
for LeChuck to come, and use the PEPPER MILL on him. END OF.
Q. What now?
A. If you played on easy, do it on hard!
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CHAPTER 8 - VERSION HISTORY
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I have decided to split this guide into 2 versions, the start of it, and the
second version, when I took a LONG break away from writing this guide. I said I
was going to write a guide for every SCUMM game, and I did it!
VERSION 1.0 - The initial version of the guide, it was done all the way up to
the middle of Blood Island on Hard, any chapters after that were not done.
VERSION 1.1 - After a LONG break, I return, and finish this guide in god speed
time, everything done, nothing need be added.
VERSION 1.2 - REJECTED for Oversatuation, I need to update the guide more. This
happened with Monkey Island 2 as well, it took quite a couple of updates before
that was accepted. But its on now, which is good.
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CHAPTER 9 - END OF DOCUMENT
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This guide is © Copyright 2006 Ryan Haighton, DO NOT STEAL, IT IS MY WORK! You
cannot copy imformation off it either, it is for your personal use only!
This guide is for Monkey Island 3. Thanks for reading!
END OF DOCUMENT - Exodist signing off...
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