Postal 3 Cheat Codes: ------------ Submitted by: MMaziD Email: MMazid07@gmail.com Cheat Lists: ----------- Bring up the cheat console by hitting ~ (or the key above Tab) and type "sv_cheats 1" enable cheats. Enter the following cheats for the desired effect: Cheat Result -------------------------------------- giveall - Give all weapons. god - God mode. host_timescale 0.1 - Bullet time/Slowmotion. host_timescale 1 - Normal speed. notarget - Enemies ignore you. noclip - Fly. buddha - Invincibility. Super Speed Glitchs: -------------------- Submitted by: MMaziD Email: MMazid07@gmail.com This glitch will allow you to move at an unprecedented rate, which makes the game less tedious and is especially useful when you're in the Krotchy suit. Get out your catnip. Sniff your catnip with alternative fire. Save your game during the animation and before the screen changes colors. Load the game you just saved. For whatever reason (feel free to make your own theory) you will now be a great deal faster. Steam achievements: ------------------- Complete the following tasks to unlock the corresponding achievement. To view your achievements and stats in Steam, select "Community", then "My profile", then "View all my games", then the game and view stats. Achievement Description ----------------------------------------------------------- AIN'T GOT COJONES! - Finish your business with Krotchy. ALL PERPS MUST DIE! - Take out all the criminal scum infesting Catharsis! ARSONIST - 150 kills using fire. BIPOLAR - Swap paths 5 times in one playthrough. CAMELBACK - Piss 100 gallons of urine. CAT WRANGLER - 50 kills using cat. CHAMP WHISPERER - 50 kills using dog. COMMIES GO HOME! - Make Venezuela peacemakers go home. DANNY TREJO - 100 kills using machete in melee. DON'T TAZE ME BRO - Taze 200 victims. EASTWOOD - Complete game using only the pistol. EMO - Injure yourself. ENTOMOLOGIST - 50 kills using bees. FAIL ZOMBIE - Respawn 20 times. I AM THE LAW - Complete Good path without falling off. KAVORKIAN - Euthanise 30 elderly folks. MEGA-SADIST - 200 injured or death-crawling victims NOT finished off. NEUROSURGEON - 300 headshot/decap kills. PERSONAL JESUS - Beat game with zero kills. PETA CHAIRMAN - Kill no animals in one playthrough. PRODUCT RECALL - Destroy 50 cars. PROPERTY DAMAGE - Smash 50 windows. PSYCHO DUNDEE - 50 kills using boomerang machete. REAL AMERICAN - Kill/incapacitate 235 terrorists. REPO MAN - Return Thegways to the owner SCHWARZENEGGER - 200 kills using M-60. SCOFIELD - Escape from prison. STALLONE - Complete game using only melee. SUCKTASTIC! - Suck up 500 items with the shop vac. T.J. HOOKER - Arrest 200 perps. THERE IS NO SPOON - Spend 900 seconds or more in catnip bullet time. WOLVERINES R GHEY - 50 badgersaw kills. Gameinfo: --------- The third edition of the comically violent, seriously violent, and just plain violent videogame series. This time out, you can lead your gun- toting character towards a variety of different life paths, including a serial killer, an activist gone eco-terrorist, and, most vile of all, a presidential candidate. A wide array of celebrity performances are used to bring the sick and crazy game to life, while the Source engine provides the power behind the game's social satire and politically incorrect virtual violence.