Les Manley in Lost in L.A. Venice Beach: ------------- How come the girls at The Pit won't talk to me: ----------------------------------------------- -You're a puny little suspicious-looking pip-squeak. -They just don't trust strangers. -You need to talk Lance the lifeguard first. Hollywood Boulevard: -------------------- How do I get my picture taken with a star cutout: ------------------------------------------------- You can get anything if you do a favor for the right person. You might want to sleep on that one. Ask Murry about the pass on his counter. Then do him a favor. Which star cutout should I have my picture taken with: ------------------------------------------------------ -Being a man, Les should be able to figure that one out. -The same one Helmut would. -LaFonda Turner. How do I pass The Boyz so I can get into Lou's: ----------------------------------------------- -Turn Lance into a red neck. -Some advice from a sharp individual might help. -Check out the newspaper vending machine on Venice Beach. -Ask Lance about the upcoming solar eclipse. -Get the bandanna from Lance during the eclipse. -Ask Murry about the kid across the street. -Go across the street and talk to Blade (Peacechild). -Give the bandanna to The Boyz. How do I trade with Lou: ------------------------ -Give him something he admires. -Check with Cristy and Misty for a hint. -Take a look at street light across from Cristy and Misty. -Give Lou picture taken with the LaFonda Turner cutout for laptop computer. What am I supposed to do with TWO L.A. maps: -------------------------------------------- -Try peddling one of them to someone in another part of town. -Go to Sunset and Vine. -Give one to the entrepreneur next to Luther Blue's. How do I get into Club Mud: --------------------------- -You can't walk in without a ticket. -Check with Murry as he points the way out. -The pass is revealed when Murry points to exit before you leave. -Re-enter the hotel and ask Murry about the pass. I have the free pass, but Bob the Barker won't let me in Club Mud. Why not?: ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Poor Les just doesn't have the proper equipment. -That does not compute! -Get the laptop computer from Lou's. I enter a password, but it results in me biting the "green weenie". Why: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -You probably don't have the right password. -You're just a phone call away from finding out. -Talk with the tourists. -Get the map from the tourists by signing an autograph. -Give extra map to entrepreneur on Sunset & Vine, and he'll give you a phone. -Give the phone to Blade on Hollywood Blvd. (Whew!, that was a long one.) Paramounds Studio: ------------------ Why won't the security guard let me into the studio: ---------------------------------------------------- -You don't have the right ammunition. -You can't enter for no reason at all. -You need evidence incriminating Abe and Maladonna. -Use the password to get evidence on Abe & Maladonna from the LAPD database. The rowboat keeps sinking before I reach the dock. What am I supposed to do: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -You can find some pretty good crap on Rodeo Drive. -Scare pigeon on Rodeo Drive (click on pigeon and Les will walk up to it). -Remove the resulting pigeon "spoo" from the car. -Use the "spoo" on the boat to patch the hole. How do I leave the "October the 13th" set: ------------------------------------------ -You can't leave the way you arrived. -Keep a sharp eye out for a sign. -Click on the Camp Blood sign. Rodeo Drive: ------------ How do I remove the "spoo" from the car: ---------------------------------------- -Very carefully! -Something flat and firm would be best. -Use your Big K credit card. How do I get into "Les Plastique": ---------------------------------- -A good referral will get you in. -Get into Paramounds Studio -Get onto the Maladonna set so Les can be "discovered". -Next, find an agent to represent you. -Visit Tony Leoni on Sunset and Vine. -Visit Luther Blue on Sunset & Vine. How do I get into "Les Boutique": --------------------------------- -Have you gotten an agent yet? -First, go to Tony Leoni's. -Then go to Luther Blue's. -Next, visit "Les Plastique". -Finally, return to Luther Blue's to shoot a portfolio. I'm in "Les Boutique" and nothing is happening. What's going on: ----------------------------------------------------------------- -Remember what you're there for? -Try browsing a while. -Walk behind the clothes rack and wait for Maladonna to enter the store. -Eavesdrop on her conversation, and you'll learn some interesting things! Sunset & Vine: -------------- Tony Leoni throws me out every time I go see him. What should I do: -------------------------------------------------------------------- -Just like with the IRS, don't talk to an agent unless you have to. -Go where the stars go to make a living. -Visit Paramounds Studios. -Get onto Maladonna's music video set, and you'll be discovered. Wax Museum: ----------- I'm outside, but all the doors and windows are boarded up. How do I get in: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -This problem could give a person a splitting headache. -Jason would have no problem getting in. -Take axe from the "October the 13th" set and use it on the Museum's door. I look at Helmut, get nabbed & the "green weenie" screen appears. What next: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Maybe you aren't looking at him the right way. -Have Helmut lighten up a little. -Take the torch on the wall next to Dracula, and use it on Helmut. Every time I open up the sarcophagus I die. What's up: ------------------------------------------------------- -You haven't finished with the business at hand. -You haven't found what you're looking for yet. -Find and take the torch. -Find Helmut and use the torch on him. How does Helmut open up the sarcophagus: ---------------------------------------- -Seek help from within. -Think like "Conan". -Get the sword that the Conan wax figure is holding. -Use the sword on the sarcophagus. I can't take the sword from Conan. What am I supposed to do: ------------------------------------------------------------- -What a burn! -Offer him a light. -Use the torch on the wax to loosen the sword. -The sword will then appear in Helmut's inventory. How does Helmut get down the long flight of stairs: --------------------------------------------------- -Swing by Tarzan for some help. -Use sword to cut Tarzan's loin cloth, and it appears in Helmut's inventory. -Use the loin cloth while on the flight of stairs. I've found Les but can't free him from the metal bands. What do I do: --------------------------------------------------------------------- -If Helmut where a drooling idiot, he'd know. -If only Helmut confronted an alien before jumping. -Some wax remnants from Helmut's mold would be a good place to start. -Use the sword on Helmut's stand to remove some wax. -Use the wax on the alien's drool. -Pour this "cup o' drool" on the metal bands holding Les. I'm having trouble dealing with the two "killer Zombie Bimbos". Now what: ------------------------------------------------------------------------- -They look like they're into high fashion. What would scare them? -Give them a little "charge". -Use the Big K credit card on them. I'm in the bell tower with Mad Wax, who's holding Helmut. What do I do now: ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -Stick with what works best. -Give Mad Wax a little "charge". -Use the Big K credit card again. -Hah! Fooled ya! That Big K card only works on killer bimbos. Mad Wax is holding Helmut and has pulled a gun on Les. Now what: ----------------------------------------------------------------- -What can Les pull? -Try pulling on the bell rope. -You won't be able to, but this triggers Helmut to act. Helmut is free, but Mad Wax is still holding a gun. What next: -------------------------------------------------------------- -Helmut's location should give you an idea. -Careful! Helmut may ring your bell. -And now, let's take time for a plug from our sponsor. -Before Les leaves the wax museum, touch LaFonda and some wax will rub off. -Use that wax to plug your ears. OK, Mad Wax dropped the gun and Helmut has escaped. What happens next: ----------------------------------------------------------------------- -Try picking up the gun. -You can't, but your action will trigger Helmut. -Take notice of Helmut's position -Do any school pranks come to mind? -Push Mad wax, using the hand icon.